The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick

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Gonna change the world

With my hockey stick

Gonna make a real difference

Feed the poor and heal the sick
Ill practice in my yard

Or in the showers every day

Until I get so goddamn good

That someone really super rich will say

"Heres a million dollars

You can spend it how you like,

You can change the fucking world

Or turn it into something nice"

Ill use my stick for foreign matters

Giving meaning to our planet

And anything we ever wanted

We will get to have it

And its all thanks to my hockey stick

And skill in which I use it

A hero to humanity

I swear I wont abuse it
Ill change the world

Ill make a difference man

Ill change the world with my hockey stick

Solving all our problems
Like crack and aids and murder, violence, syphilis

Global warming, floods and arson, rape, and birth defects

And things affecting ever person

War on crime and racism are problems of the past you see

Thanks to the greatest hockey player

That would be me

World leaders are united

From the joy to watch me playing

As the planet gathers round

For the chance to hear me saying

"This place is now utopia

And heaven is on earth"

Me and my hockey stick

Can finally built this earth
I changed the world

I made a difference!

I changed the world with my hockey stick

I changed the world

Yeah!

I changed the world with my hockey stick

I solved all our problems
People dont appreciate the glory I have brought them

I saved this planet in its darkest hour

So they will grovel beneath the man that saved them from the curse

Appoint myself ruler of the universe
And lots of family masses they will grovel at my feet

And their lives will serve no purpose

Other than to honor me

And this stick it will now rule their lives

And dictate all their thoughts

And Ill rewrite our history

And thus reside as God
Ill rule the world

I did it!

Ill rule the world with my hockey stick

Ill rule the world

Yeah!

Ill rule the world with my hockey stick

Just because I am that good

Thanks to Straight Edge Ryan (ZeroXTML1aol.com) for these lyrics