The Vandals - 4,3,2,1,0,-1

Added at 2008-04-08 22:05:33
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Stop, pretending you're even having fun

You just stand there looking dumb

and bored with your thumb in your ass

you're better than that.

For once in your life, before you retire

be the leader of the choir set your pubic hair

on fire just because,

you feel like it
Chorus

Be that moron screaming in the crowd HEY!

This shit could never be too loud for me

Help us help you armpit fart, cuz we're only getting started...

Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop.

Oh boy is this great!

Don't hesitate rub your feces like an ape,

and finally celebrate just because.

Finally talk to a girl, throw your dream journal in the urinal cuz with tap shoes and a girdle,

dreams really can come true

you're living proof
Chorus

Be that moron screaming in the crowd HEY!

This shit could never be too loud for me

Help us help you armpit fart, cuz we're only getting started

Yeah, we're only getting started...

Participate, it's the end of the wait, show up late, masturbate,

tell your date you're in shape though you're not.

Take off your shirt, eat a fistful of dirt, and never learn get sunburn,

cuz it looks good on you.
Chorus

Be that moron screaming in the crowd HEY!

This shit could never be too loud for me

Help us help you armpit fart, cuz we're only getting started

Yeah, we're only getting started...x2

Dance and bleed, Karate chop and pray good times will never stop.