Jay - Z - 1-900-hustler

Added at 2008-08-07 07:23:03
Hits this week: 4

1900Hustler, Sigel, holla at your boy
What's the problem shorty?

Shorty
Yeah whattup man
I'm the only nigga from Brooklyn out here man
I'm tryin to lock the spot down, holla at me

Beanie Sigel
Alright; hold on Hova, line one

JayZ
Here's a couple of suggestions of how you could finesse it
You find a dude in town, you send him a short message
Say, "Hey, I'm new in town, I don't know my way around
but I got some soft white that's sure to come back brown
I get that butter all night
cause most niggaz don't know a brick from a bike
They keep buyin hard white
And if you free tomorrow night we can meet and discuss price
FYI, I never been robbed in my life"
Or you find a chick, shit, you hole up in her crib and
let her introduce you 'round town like her man
Shake hands, make friends like it's all innocent
then before they look up you sellin the town cookup
Or gorilla pimp, come up on that killer shit
Take a nigga brick, smack him, then you sell it back to them
Still there Brooklyn?

Shorty
Yeah yeah that's gangsta, I think I'ma roll with that one

JayZ
Make out a check for eight hundred dollars
Jigga Man, holla *click*, *dial tone*

Beans 1900Hustler, Sigel, holla at your boy
Chris Whassup Sig? This Chris out the Young Guns dog
Beans Whattup?
Chris I'm ready to smash these niggaz in the rap game
The niggaz takin too long with that advance money and shit
Beans Yeah
Chris Talkin 'bout chill, chill don't pay the bills
Beans Yeah I feel that
Chris I know you well connected dog
Let me holla at somebody real
Beans Aight look, I got the perfect person for you, hold on
Bleek, line two

Memphis Bleek
Listen shorty, you wanna roll just give me the word
I ain't got time for a sentence all that shit is absurd
You find a strip first, if you don't cook find a bitch first
If you don't hustle find a nigga who pitch first
You new in town, no red and blue in town, there's gangs
Don't get fresh, let 'em know you small change
The strong move quiet, the weak start riots
We know you got a brick but sell 'em twenties til they tired
With no credit, you know you sick with that gotta eat fetish
and other niggaz who gettin it DEAD IT
Make 'em an offer that they can't refuse
He resists, box him in, til he can't be moved
Here's the rules chop it, bag it, stash it, stack it
Get in, get out that's a O.G.'s classic
900Hustler, you pass it around
Wanna speak to me direct, hit extension treypound, I'm out
*click*, *dial tone*

Beans 1900Hustler, Sigel, holla at your dog
What seem to be the problem young boy?
MDKHN Yo whattup, this Murder Def Kill Homicide Nigga
(??) I got two freaks
Beans Yo watch your fuckin mouth man
MDKHN Fuck you mean watch my mouth nigga?
Been on hold for about two hours nigga
Beans I don't give a fuck how long you been on the line;
shut the fuck up! Matter of fact, hold on
*click*, *classical type music plays*
MDKHN I know this nigga ain't just put.. put me on hold man
This bullshitass elevator music
Beans Free, pick up line five

Free
First things first, watch what you say out your mouth
when you talkin on the phone to hustlers
Never play the house, think drought, keep heat in the couch
when you sittin in the presence of customers
Never hold out, pull out, throw heat and be out
if a nigga ever think that he touchinya
Lay low, get cake, whip all over the state
Stash dough, whip yay with, right amount of bake (hoe!)
Nigga too close went right around his place (yo!)
You stoppin dough when we clutchin the gats?
I know you heard "Friend or Foe," this ain't different from that
Make sure you got your fourfour and he can slip if he like
Young, Jon Benet daughter missing tonight and yo
until you up stay away from them dice and whores
Three smuts, two streaks and a dyke
can pause onethree rumbles two streaks and a pipe for sure
And if it's tight, then he might come back for more
Nine and four, everyday back and forth
Winter to summer, 1900Hustler
Pass the number til you're stackin balls
Tell you how to weigh shit wet and package more
I take cash or write the check out to FR
two E's, that'll be two G's
And forget my money I'm comin for all your ki's, nigga
*click*, *dial tone*

Beans 1900Hustler, Sigel, holla at your boy dog
MDKHN Yo whattup young, you put me on hold earlier man what happened
Beans Yeah you stupid motherfucker MDKHN Watch your mouth man
you talkin all reckless on the phone
Beans Fuck you think this the,
GetIndictedHotline or somethin motherfucker?
MDKHN Yo, my bad man, my bad
I know I was talkin reckless earlier about them two chickens
You get it, you know, two chickens? But listen
Beans What?
MDKHN Just tell me how to move this shit man
I'm pushin hardly half a wing back nigga, holla
Beans Get a job, holla at Perdue!
*click*, *dial tone*